[sudo-discuss] It's Unconscionable

[Anon195714]

Yo's-

Driving also allows you to: Drive drunk & stoned, run over random people
on the street, and escape after robbing banks, burgling houses,
kidnapping kids, and committing other random mayhem for profit or pleasure.

Learning how to read & write is especially dangerous because that
enables you to read plans for bombs and write bomb threat notes &
terrorist manifestos. 

Getting an MBA enables you to join an unsuspecting corporation (like
Goldman Sachs), rise to the top, and rob them for gazillions of
investors' dollars while simultaneously holding the US government
hostage for gazillions more in taxpayers' dollars, and all this at zero
risk of going to prison. 

If we were looking to start a crime wave with real consequences, we
would be offering MBAs. 

-G.


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On 13-03-04-Mon 9:51 AM, Paul Ivanov wrote:
> Hey gang,
>
> I'm late to the party, and it seems like this generated a lot of
> thoughtful repsonses, but I just wanted to respond to this:
>
> Eddan, on 2013-02-28 17:07,  wrote:
>> It seems to me that it is most imperative to respond most directly to his
>> assertion that Workshop Weekend has a class "to teach people a skill to
>> violate the law". It is carefully enough worded that it is not claiming
>> that the workshop or the teachers are doing anything illegal. 
> Skills which can be used to violate the law:
>
> driving ( allows you to speed / make illegal turns, etc )
> parallel parking ( allows you to park in front of e.g. a fire hydrant )
> drawing ( graffiti / destruction of property )
> walking ( crossing the road at a non-intersection / jaywalking)
> critical thinking ( unlimited potential for violating the law! )
>
> best,