[sudo-discuss] Fuck you, NSA

[aestetix]

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Hey! How?s it going? I?m all right.

My job is so shitty I wish I could overthrow my boss. It?s like this
oppressive regime where only true believers in his management
techniques will stay around. I work marathon-length hours and he?s
made all these changes that have made it the worst architecture firm
to work at in Manhattan. Like he moved the office to the Financial
District and fired my assistant. She was the only one who knew where
the blueprints were! I need access to those blueprints to complete my
job! F my life, right? And he keeps trying to start all these new
initiatives to boost revenue, but seriously we just need to stick to
what we do best. There?s only one true profit center. I seriously feel
ready to go on strike at any second.

I just read this article about how these free radical particles can
cause the downfall of good health and accelerate aging. These could
actually cause death to millions of Americans. If these particles are
flying around undetected everywhere, does that mean we?re all radicalized?

Have you seen the second season of Breaking Bad? I just finished it. I
couldn?t believe that episode where they poison the guy with ricin!
That was the bomb! I won?t say any more because I don?t want to reveal
the earth-shattering events to come.

Oh! So I?ve been planning a big trip for the summer. I?m thinking of
visiting all of the most famous suspension bridges in the United
States. So probably like the Golden Gate Bridge, The Brooklyn Bridge,
and the Verrazano Narrows Bridge. I?m gonna bring my younger brother
and I know he?ll want to go to bars, so I?m thinking of getting him a
fake drivers license, but I hope that doesn?t blow up in my face.

Okay, I gotta run! I?m late for flight school. I missed the last class
where we learn how to land, so I really can?t miss another one. Talk
to you later!

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