[sudo-discuss] Fwd: [Noisebridge-discuss] Panic! Noisebridge will close down in July UNLESS YOU READ ALL OF THIS EMAIL (Part 1 of many)

Wed Mar 27 20:38:19 PDT 2013

Danny's email is right on.  All the more so because he's sounded the
fire alarm before the building burns down. 

If they can do it on $10 per member per month, that's affordable to
anyone, and it's a real test of whether people value the place enough to
keep it going.  

Do we have a graph or some numbers showing a possible tradeoff between
number of members and amount per member per month?  For example how many
more people do we need before we're able to get dues down below
$20/month?  That could become a recruitment goal.

Also I wonder about collecting $$ from nonmembers who attend big
events?  A lot of us have talents that could be used to create events
that could help support the space.

We got tons of publicity around the lock-picking event.  I'm clueless
about whether we're publicizing other events, but if there are channels
for free publicity (such as the Mayor's newsletter or whatever it was
that stirred up the stinkypoo about the lock-picking event), there's an
opening for other events that can generate income. 

And what about this: creating mobile device apps that can be sold online
in the usual places? 

Think of all the truly dumb sh-- apps out there that are earning oodles
of money.  We can do better.  Is there anyone here with app coder skills? 

-G.

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On 13-03-27-Wed 7:54 PM, Naomi Most wrote:
> Worth reading.
>
>
> ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> From: Danny O'Brien <danny at spesh.com>
> Date: Wed, Mar 27, 2013 at 1:40 AM
> Subject: [Noisebridge-discuss] Panic! Noisebridge will close down in
> July UNLESS YOU READ ALL OF THIS EMAIL (Part 1 of many)
> To: Noisebridge-Announce <noisebridge-announce at lists.noisebridge.net>
> Cc: Noisebridge Discuss <noisebridge-discuss at lists.noisebridge.net>
>
>
> Long email. Really really worth it. Go down to bit marked {}{}{}{} if
> you don't want Noisebridge to die. There are links down there. Helpful,
> useful, stop-Noisebridge-dying links.
>
> So, Noisebridge The Great, San Francisco's most awesome
> free-as-in-speech hackerspace, was packed tonight. There was the backend
> webdev with Ruby kids, the Light Patterns with LED and Arduinos gang
> were teaching up a storm, Gent Thaci from Kosovo (the world's second
> youngest country!) was giving a talk explaining how free software
> hackers are helping build a new nation, and how Noisebridge and other
> hackerspaces were inspiring him and his friends.
>
> Lots of people were plotting the fundraiser for this weekend, others
> were mopping and sweeping, somebody is building a huge mysterious thing
> out of wood, and oh my.
>
> We had the weekly meeting, and two things happened. One is that we
> consensed on making me the new treasurer.
>
> Then the old outgoing treasurer revealed we only have $7000 left in the
> bank.
>
> Our monthly expenses are $5000.
>
> THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I AM MADE TREASURER.
>
> I am about to POUNCE on our accounts to explore out what's going on in
> intricate ultra-transparent detail (expect even longer bloody emails
> soon), but I already have a pretty good idea. Our income wobbles up and
> down because we rely a lot on random donations. Sometimes we pull in
> more donations, and sometimes we pull in less. We've been pulling in
> less for a few months now, and if that carries on, we're all done by
> July.
>
> As in, can't pay rent and have to shut down.
>
> I am not too keen on being the treasurer that managed to kill
> Noisebridge in less than three months, but I HAVE A PLAN.
>
> 1) Panic (see this mail)
>
> 2) Big fundraiser on Saturday! Come and party and donate! (I admit this
> was already happening and planned before I became treasurer, but still.)
>
> {{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{
>
> SERIOUS BIT:
>
> 3) When I heard how screwed we were, I instantly ran across the space to
> the Ruby class and gave a little speech asking them to give money. Some
> of them signed up for monthly donations, many dropped some bucks in the
> donation bucket. People love us, and want to give us money! We need to
> ask people who love us for cash more often, and I will.
>
> But for now sporadic donations are not enough. We need to increase
> Noisebridge's regular, guaranteed monthly income so we don't dip so low.
>
> I figure that out of the thousand or so people who use Noisebridge, love
> Noisebridge, have a Noisebridge key they're waiting to use, or are just
> happy something like Noisebridge exists somewhere in the world, young
> and old, bazillionaire dotcommer or ingenious starving hacker, can pay
> $10 or maybe more a month to keep Noisebridge stable and regular.
>
> But it turns out it is actually really hard to pay us regularly. You can
> use Paypal, but some people do not like Paypal, and it needs a credit
> card. You can drop $10 in the box, but what hacker remembers that every
> month? What hacker remembers to pay their *own* bills every month?
>
> Also, what do you get for $10 a month? Sure, you get the world's
> craziest hackerspace, not-even-run by anarchist lunatics who built
> WikiLeaks and run one of the biggest Tor nodes and work for the EFF and
> construct X-Ray Lasers from spare parts and inspire SciFi books and
> start 3D printing companies and make kombucha and robots, and you get to
> come to it 24/7 and we'll give you a key, and share our software and our
> classrooms and teach you how to fix your laptop or use our woodshop or
> share our library or use the darkroom or cook some food or have a free
> shell account or throw a party or chase a robot or paint a picture or
> make a dress. But you could do that without paying $10 anyway, right?
>
> Well, maybe only until July, but yes, I agree you should get more.
>
> {}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}
>
> So here is my deal as the All New Treasurer:
>
> If you send me your email, RIGHT NOW, to treasurer at noisebridge.net , and
> just pledge to me that you would like to pay $10 (or more) a month to
> Noisebridge, I promise:
>
> * I will sort out a way to get you to pay, even if it is sending one of
>   my minions to your house to pick up $10 worth of quarters from your
>   couch. Do not sweat about Paypal or stuff. We are going bust. We will
>   find a way to help you donate in the easiest way possible. For now,
>   I just need you to pledge.
>
> * If 200 people splurge $10 a month, and we can collect the money from
> them, we will
>   be stable enough to keep going past July (our current burn rate is $2Kish).
>
> * If 300 or so people do this, we will slowly get back to our $15K reserve
>   without support from companies or the government or charitable
>   foundations (though I am hitting up other people of course). At that
>   point, I will advocate we start spending your money on a COMPLETELY
>   COOL RENOVATIONS OF NOISEBRIDGE. I will RAM THROUGH CONSENSUS that we
>   should spend any money that is more than three months reserve on
>   infrastructure improvements. Everyone loves me, so they will agree. If
>   they do not, we will just keep the money around for emergencies like
>   this. It will be like Kickstarter "stretch goal"! Only via a strangely
>   formatted text-only email!
>
> * Everyone on my pledge list will be an Associate Member for the purposes
>   of strange Noisebridge politics. But I insist they will get more!
>
> * As Treasurer, I solemnly declare that everyone on my list will be
>   heretofore known as SAVIOURS OF NOISEBRIDGE. That will make them
>   BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE HISTORY OF NOISEBRIDGE. When somebody
>   asks you to move out of the way for a class, you can just say I AM A
>   SAVIOUR. When someone needs you to wash dishes, just say EXCUSE ME I
>   AM A SAVIOUR OF NOISEBRIDGE. Some people may have started Noisebridge
>   and be all hoighty-toighty. BUT YOU WILL HAVE STOPPED NOISEBRIDGE
>   STOPPING. And far more recently than them. YOU WILL BE THE BESTEST.
>
> * If you are another hackerspace, and you communally pledge $10, we will
>   come and wash your dishes and try and fix your 3D printer.
>
> That is my once-in-a-lifetime offer.
>
> Send me mail at treasurer at noisebridge.net with how much you pledge, and
> I will add you to the saviour list.
>
> Go to this web form and add your name, I will add you to the saviour list:
>
> http://nburl.net/pledge
>
> Better still, go to this Paypal page, and sign up for $10 and I will
> INSTANTLY MAKE YOU A SAVIOUR:
>
> http://nburl.net/save
>
> Donate to Noisebridge via Causes.com, and THE SAME THING WILL HAPPEN:
>
> http://nburl.net/causes
>
> As newbie naive hubristic impatient Treasurer I will set up Amazon
> Payments, Square, Swipe, Dwolla and whatever the hell you want. I will
> work out a way to get your payment from China or Brazil, Kosovo or New
> York. But first I need you to pledge!
>
> I will let everyone know how many people pledge, and keep mailing long
> emails until we are saved.
>
> We have three months to save Noisebridge.
>
> Help me, only tenbucks monthly, you're my only hope.
>
> http://nburl.net/pledge
>
> d.
> PS Did I say to come to our fundraiser party? This Saturday, 3PM- late.
> Tutorials, music, raffles, art and more!
> https://www.noisebridge.net/wiki/Art
>
> PPS Pledge 10 bucks and I will also stop with the Star Wars puns.
> http://nburl.net/pledge
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